5月 2012
so i asked my friend for the strongest stuff he could possibly get and wow he did not disappoint
i have never tripped the fuck out like that before in my life. it’s been five hours and i am still feeling it a lot.
jeegus
and this is why i am still packing
laduchesseがあなたの投稿に返信しました: how can anyone expect me to pack a suitcase right…
youtu.be/O3qiXZR… r u jenna?
well yeah, that plus
how can anyone expect me to pack a suitcase right now?
oops I have to clean the house
nigourneyweaver:
Molly probably doesn’t want to sleep in the swamp room with the dead bodies
and there’s no way she’ll want to use the bathroom if I don’t remove the thin film of human excrement that covers everything
but gosh darn it, we just don’t have room for all the prisoners in the BASEMENT!
nicole, i told you i have no problem helping you keep those hostages under control
keeping myself awake by screaming akb48 songs and doing bad kristen wiig impressions
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Why did I agree to open tomorrow?
Why did I do that? When at the last minute I found out I had to work a double today. Why would I agree to close and then open six hours later?
Amber: Did you guys eat yet?
Fans: No!!!
Amber: Let's go get some vaginas
Fans: *SCREAMS*
kawaiians:
WELL MY SEATS FOR SMTOWN ARE NICE ENOUGH.
princefruit:
TICKETS IN THE TUMBLR SECTION ARE FREE.
KRIS KEY AMBER G6
I am actually really glad I’m not there because I’m 1000% certain I would start crying from the most extreme case of secondhand embarrassment ever.
hvns:
in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are
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can I have all the sexy people in this place scream?
– amber liu (via namssi)
nibblonian:
Guys, Amber’s parents are right beside me. Do I shake their hands and thank them for fucking?
oh my god oh my god you lucky slut
breathe。: smtown comeback rumours →
thefunball:
aknyeos:
exo already debuted, exo-m will have fansigns in china starting in july, after that they will be promoting in taiwan; in november/december they will release their first full-length album, debut in japan will be in 2013 january
f(x) is already in los angeles, shooting for something (likely to be…
Mermaids?
Hollard looks like you’re going to have to give up your title of...
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f(x) is rumored to be shooting their MV in LA...
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laduchesseがあなたの画像に返信しました: And this is the part where I BURN EVERYTHING DOWN…
those shoes cost a third of my paycheck……….. wut. *insert appropriatebaffledlook.gif here *
Yes, they’re expensive and I don’t neccessarily need them. But! Vivienne Westwood has been my favorite designer for years, and at the tender age of 16, I promised myself that when I have a full-time job and can...
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匿名からの質問: erikamoen(.)com/comics/queer/
匿名からの質問: Alpaca farm or shiba inu farm?
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匿名からの質問: Are you a lesbian trapped in a straight girls body?
i already know five and a half days isn’t going to be nearly enough time. i might as well just move back to texas.
nigourneyweaverからの質問: that's right molly, I'm shaving my whole body bald to make you happy
I am 20 years old and can’t do a pull-up or look out of windows at night.
What is wrong with me?
it turns out all i needed to do in order to improve my disposition was
not smoke
walk around outside and climb things
listen to manatsu no sounds good 37 times
californiapantsがあなたの投稿に返信しました: I spend too much time inside.
soon you will become see through and pale like a deep see fish
the inevitable.
I spend too much time inside.